愚人节马上就到了,不管是要整人还是借着节日告白都要行动起来了。准备整人的饼干、道具,准备告白的就选择一束鲜花。
愚人节是西方人的节日,所以就给大家准备好了愚人节的英文祝福语,送给自己的朋友还有心上人。
1、In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relish is always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!
在我眼里,你看上去永远是无忧无虑,吃饭永远是津津有味,睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀,唉!有时候想想,像你那样做头猪也挺好的!
2、If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你长得难看,请打110;如果你身材不好,请打120;如果你脾气不好,请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮,请打我手机,详谈……
3、April Fool's Day, clever cheat gold cheat silver fake money, romantic cheat liaison fake hug, foolish fool puppy funny bird, mentally handicapped still laughing, dumbfounded looking at the message that: Wow, I can be careful!
愚人节到,高明的骗金骗银骗钞票,浪漫的骗情骗爱骗拥抱,傻气的骗骗小狗逗逗鸟,弱智的上当还在笑,呆头呆脑的看着短信说:哇塞,我可要小心!
4、Your body is always so slim, always skill so agile, life is always relaxed, all day long play in the mountains, the food you eat are pure natural pollution-free green food, alas, when the monkey is really Good! Happy Fool's Day!
你身材永远都是那么苗条,身手总是那么敏捷,生活总是很悠闲,整天都是游玩在名川大山间,你吃的食物都是挺好无污染绿色食品,唉,当猴子真好!祝愚人节快乐!
5、Know how I know you? Kindergarten when the teacher said: bedwetting a penalty of three yuan, two penalties five yuan, three penalty ten yuan, I was asking how much monthly subscription, you are very determined to raise his hand and said: the teacher I do New Year card!
知道我怎么认识你的么?上幼儿园的时候老师说:尿床一次罚三元,两次罚五元,三次罚十元,我正想问包月多少钱时,你很坚毅的举手说:老师,我办年卡!
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